Boost that libido the Peri Way

Foods that improve circulation help move blood toward the genital area: think spicy stuff like chili 
peppers, curries and peri peri?

You may also want to avoid eating heavy, fatty meals before sex. Because fat takes longer to break down and your blood must travel to your stomach to help digest it—so anything that draws blood away from the genital area can negatively affect libido.

The butterfly-cut chickens at Nando's are not deep-fried but always flame-grilled. They are A-grade, always fresh and never frozen.

Something that tastes so good, and healthier than fast food? Believe it.

Their promise to us.

This August, Nando's Singapore introduces more to its palate. There's the Roulette Chicken Wings where you won't know what you're getting until you take a bite at it (however, if you are already a fan like i am, and you can differentiate the sauces colour, you can easily tell by sight if it's lemon and herb, 
mild, hot or extra hot). I personally still prefer going for the quarter chicken or whole. Wings just isn't satisfying enough for a meat lover! 

It was a culture shock when i was working in a Chinese restaurant in Australia. The Caucasians will come in as a family or group but each order a main dish (sweet and sour pork, hot-plate toufu etc). coupled with a bowl of rice AND stick to that one dish they've chosen the entire night!

That's not how we Asians do Tzi Char. Meal time is about sharing dishes, we like variety and we also don't mind sharing saliva (we really ought to start using common chopsticks for mains).

Understanding Singaporeans well, where we love to have the best of both worlds, Nando's introduces the Altogether Now, a combination of the best 'appeteasers'- Spicy mixed olives, roasted vegetable dip, Peri-Peri hummus and warm pita. I thought i was in the Mediterranean!

$14.90

Hummus with pita is very healthy by the way, i love hummus! Perhaps not a Singaporean's choice, but definitely ang moh jiak!

Indulge in Nando's guilt-free and choose their latest Algarve Salad,  a medley of rocket leafy greens, cashew nuts, marinated sun-dried tomato and feta cheese. Most salads offered elsewhere comes heavy with FATTENING dressing. The Algarve Salad comes with none! I didn't even realise it (because it doesn't taste awful), until somebody pointed out the balsamic oil bottle on the table which i was supposed to drizzle to my liking.   

$7.90

Same with the new Nando's Chicken Wrap, Veggie Wrap and Veggie Pita. It wasn't oily, without an ounce of mayo or sauce. None of the fattening stuff but you may choose to drown it in Peri Peri that has incredibly low kilo-joule count, virtually no fat or oil and is rich in Vit A, C, folic acid, potassium and magnesium.

from $7.90

While you're checking out these new dishes, Nando's is having a Bottomless Beverages Promotion! With purchase of any Peri-Peri Chicken Meal ( i believe it starts from $12, with new sidelines to choose, Spinach and Sweet Potato Mash), and a bottomless soft drink (for $4.20, you enjoy free refill of drinks), you can purchase a Limited Edition DESIGNER unisex boxer shorts for $15.

It's ultra cool! I can't decide which design i like better.

One is black with the face of a chicken, and you can open its mouth too! 

That's not all, the behind is a rooster's comb! I can definitely wear this out as a costume.

That's Keith making a cock-a-doodle-doo face.

The other is yellowish beige. I didn't like the colour much, but i like the design for the behind strategically placed on your ass says

 and in the front, also strategically placed, is a cock peeking out! An extension of your cock.

Chua En Lai demonstrates.

While the boxers are unisex, i think the black suits girls better and the peeping cock suits boys better.

While Nando's have reduced their prices to make us happier eating more, do watch out for their loyalty card too ($10 for lifetime membership). Peri-vileges for a Clucking Lifetime.

 It takes two to Nandos.

Body Shapers

Advertorial

Nobody has that perfect figure, unless having surgery done. One can be slim, but without the breasts or the butt. One can have the prettiest face, but a body as straight and flat like a boy. Curves are what differentiate a woman, and its what makes a man visually attracted. How then do we create the illusion of curves if we don’t own them naturally?

Try the Seamless Padded Boyshort.

I hear homosexual boys lacking an ass use this as a “secret weapon”. I don’t know what goes through a man’s mind when checking out another man, but I do know that men notice a woman’s ass because subconsciously it equates to childbearing quality (although that doesn’t give them an excuse to stare rudely!) The padded boy short is pretty rare to find and when I do see it, I have always been curious about it. 

Volupza sent me a sample and because I don’t think I need any more my J.Lo butt should be any bigger, I went to look for someone to test out this revolutionary panty.

I eyed my brother’s girlfriend cuddling with my brother on the couch. I walk past them and into my room, and then I walked back out again. It wasn’t easy asking an awkward answer, finding a guinea pig. In total, I paced the living room for about 5 minutes before mustering up the courage and go, “XY, do you have a flat ass?”

My brother raised his eyebrow at me.

I avoided her eyes as I asked her the question and while she gave a nervous laugh, she mumbled, “I think my ass is too big.”

I almost choked, on erm, air.

She, half my size, as small as a newborn hamster, thinks her ass is big.

I decided I shouldn’t be so pompous about it and insist I would be doing her a favour with the padded boy short. Avoiding her eyes still, I said, “ok, never mind” and slinked back into my room, fretting who to be my guinea pig.

Then, I remembered my friend who self professed her lack of an ass.

The seamless padded boyshort would come in handy!

Here’s the before and after of my friend.

Magically, she now has an ass so tempting even I want to grab it!

Getting kinky in the bathroom during lunch time.

I did grab it, and unlike a padded bra, you can’t tell it’s a padded boy short. Which means if your boyfriend feels you up, it’ll be undetected!

I asked the wearer if she would wear it out. She said, "Quite likely. It feels like any normal panty. Except if I fall down on my bum now, it’ll be cushioned.”

That’s another use right?

Since we’re on the topic of inner wear, here’s the Christine Multi-way Bra.

No, it’s not my used bra that sells for $500 on a Japanese site but a brand new one that is only $38.90 on Volupza.

With multiple eyelets for your hooks to go in however you want it, infinite possibilities await your wearing.

Takes awhile to figure out though, but this is so much more comfortable and secure than those stick-on nu bras. No worries about perspiration and your “breasts” falling!

If VPL (visible panty line) is a fashion no-no, so is VBL. It’s passé to wear visible bras like we do back in our school days to show off under that white uniform we’ve blossomed.

With the seamless bra is Cardona with detachable straps; it is suitable for wear underneath one of these maxi dresses that are perfect for summer. 

Julia in Nude Pink is made of lightweight cotton material that shows off the figure yet not suffocating. When it clings to your body like that, you need a bra that doesn’t show. The best dresses are the ones that at first glance look conservative like a nun yet so tantalizing with the low cut back and sexy rear view.

All of the above iteams can be bought at http://www.volupza.com with free delivery locally.

Like their facebook page and quote Chrispytine to enjoy 5% off first purchase. Or you can check out fellow blogger Silver Ang's review with half naked coy shots ;p

Preparing for Amazing Borneo

I've done some pretty amazing things in my life time. I first started being adventurous when i was dark skinned kid dressed in cringe worthy fashion. My mum would dress me in lace and frills, but i would opt for elastic shorts with Hawaiian prints.

As i grew up, i tried my hand at other pretty amazing AND scary things like glacier climbing, bungee jumping and sky diving in New Zealand.

Or climbing Mt Ophia with the school and jumping off a cliff plunging into the waterfall.

The most recent that i've scaled was Mt Batur, a dormant volcano in Bali.

I thoroughly enjoyed that one, and it was exciting as it's my first climb in the dark!

I'm stoked to be given the chance to climb with Amazing Borneo Tours this time for Mt Kinabalu. I've been given a list of items to prepare, and it includes a head lamp. Lots of trekking in the dark, i was told.  Starting the ascend in the dark and at a stealthy speed is essential to catch sun rise, a sight to behold, i'm sure.

Next month, i'll have the ORIGINAL picture.

I didn't want to be the one in the group to hold other climbers back, so i've been upping my training regime.

6 weeks counting down to my departure, i had a personal trainer doing circuit training with me once a week (John, a Philippine from True Fitness @ Chevron is the best), hot yoga on Saturday and Sunday.

All my friends who've climbed Mt Kinabalu all said it's gruelling and they won't do it again. One even showed me his broken through and through after-climb sports shoes. Got so jialat not?!

I think i'm quite ready for it!

Meanwhile, my 60 year old dad who's coming with me, is merely climbing the stairs of the 32 storey HDB as his training regime.

That's his abs photo bombing my picture.

Who'll fare better?

Locals begin climbing the mountain from the age of 3 and the oldest person to reach the peak was 80 years old. However, how much one enjoys the climb depends strongly on how fit you are and how well you acclimatise to the thin air at the higher levels.

The mountain can be a dangerous place, especially during the rain or when there is mist. On average, every year one person gets into severe difficulty out of the estimated 20,000 people who attempt the climb. The higher slopes can be very slippery when it rains and dense fog reduces visibility to a few feet. Wikitravel made it sound unnerving but all the more exhilarating!

I'm a scavenger collecting the items for the impending trip. How timely, some of the necessary items for the trip like rain coat and haversack came via media events. 

The Heineken can is a portable speaker, music for entertainment in the mountains?

Energy drink Take 5ive is going to be my power booster.

Because it's going to be cold and windy at the top, winter socks and hats are also recommended.

Amazing Borneo Tours have a VERY comprehensive FAQ about the climb and they have also planned for me to white water raft, dive, visit the cultural village and not forgetting shopping! I can't imagine a place where it can get so cold, be a beach place the next.

I can't wait to set foot in amazing Borneo. 16 more sleeps!

In Hybrid Vigour, what can we trust?

So, this was taken at Lower Pierce with a mobile phone from afar. When i sent it around, my friends go

" Kitty Style!"
"Monkey gives better sex!"

                           

While i was highly amused at the first thought in my friends' head (what kinda friends do i have?!?), i was more curious about cross-breeds.

We have been told that animals, other than dolphins, have sex for reproduction rather than pleasure. However with increasing zoology research as well as my picture suggest otherwise. 

Surely, the cat would not have allowed the monkey to mount her for reproduction purposes. Because if they could have offsprings, we would certainly see a cat monkey hybrid walking around.

This is a shaved cat.

But we don't. Then, i thought, maybe the cat's spouse wasn't satisfying her and thus she allowed the monkey to mount her because she was in heat?

After all, a cat's penis is barbed (like a fishhook) and upon withdrawal, the female cat will scream. Although its debatable if the cry was in ecstasy or in pain because we're not cats so we can't tell for them.

There is a very extensive read on animal sexual behaviour on Wikipedia that covers oral sex, masturbation and fetishes like necrophilia. Why do they all sound strikingly traits of the human species?

Humans as in many animals engage in exogamy (breeding outside their social group) because incestuous children will be more likely to suffer from genetic defects. Therefore, interracial marriage is the surest way of eliminating any inbreeding. Perhaps, it's not degrading to be labelled an SPG after all. Survival of the fittest. 

How can different races of the human species and have offsprings while a cat and a monkey can't? We are homo sapiens whereas a cat and a monkey are of different species. 

However, there are successful cross-breeding within certain species.

This Youtube video claims that no photoshop is done.

I know the cow, horse and cat examples are real. Cross-breeding seem to be only possible for animals in captivity because in the wild, the environment do not put the animals in a state to cross-breed and produce offspring. It is very difficult for cross-breed offsprings to be fertile as well.

It's going to sound like an oxy moron but while cross breeding in theory produces healthier and stronger offspring, cross-breeding without proper care, planning and background checks can do more harm.

Like the blood parrot.

The blood parrot cichlid is a cichlid hybrid. It was created in Taiwan around 1986, and are produced by cross breeding a Midas cichlid with a Redhead cichlid or a Red devil cichlid. There is some controversy in the ethics when it comes to creating blood parrot cichlids, as they have several anatomical deformities, such as their mouth, which is only a small vertical opening and causes some to have difficulty feeding. Blood parrot cichlids are usually bright orange, but their color can vary to include red and yellow. Female blood parrots are usually fertile, whereas males are usually infertile, but there have been cases of successful breeding.

When i owned Syrian hamsters, i naively thought i could inter-breed with dwarf hamsters. The dwarfs are so cute but too small too handle while the Syrian could be a little smaller and cuter. I asked my friend to bring her dwarf hamster over and we put it into the cage of the Syrian. In a split second, the Syrian killed the dwarf hamster 

So don't try cross-breeding despite the alluring mystery of it. There are people regretting it. Also, inter marriages are not all that fool proof from the gene manipulation. The possibility that combining genes which didn't evolve to work together might cause health problems due to incompatibilities. For example, ace genetics reporter Nicholas Wade wrote in the New York Times ( 11/11/05) about a gene variant that is benign in whites and Asians but more than triples the heart attack risk in part-white African-Americans.

So do your due diligence before marrying? Wow, i spent 2 hours researching all because of that first photo. Why am i not like my friends? Oh, the mysteries of the Universe, how awesome is Creation.

You had me at hello, kitty.

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Month in Snap Shots

If you want to know how your date looks like without make-up? Take her to Pulau Ubin.

Pass! This means she'll be good to wake up beside. LOL

Oh, how nice it is to be out in the nature. We were stranded in the rain, survivor me found pen and paper to make playing cards! Heart Attack!! Coincidentally, one game and the rain stopped.

They tried to cheat the ang moh by quoting him $20!

Alas, that paper we used, was THE MAP!

Piecing it together to find our way back.

The perfect pint of Heineken is to have 2 fingers of foam.

Frank Yu, Singapore's one and only appointed draught master who has gone all the way to Amsterdam, the birthplace of Heineken to train came to teach us the Heineken Star Serve!

Everyone's talking and blogging about Hermes Gift of Time at the old Tanjong Railway. I hope you visited it! Today was the last day.

 Pop up shops were there, including nostalgic items!

The pop up cafe was abit of a rip-off though. $8 for a hot dog without bun! The exhibit was beautifully executed and venue was awesome.

 Plenty of block busters to catch, but otherwise mucking around outside toilets!

 and showing overseas friends a good Singapore time.

 A good Singapore time includes a the Heineken Green Room Experience.

She leaves a ear uncovered!

The best media press kits are Magnum where there's a soap shaped like a Magnum ice cream!

and the Heineken Star Serve which have MANY items perfect for my upcoming Mt Kinabalu trip. A haversack, a rain coat, headphone and portable speakers shaped like a Heineken can! Very cool.

 We visited a friend's gallery located at 28 Jalan Kilang. It is open to the public.

Selling for 28K.

 That's the Guinness record holder artist who did the astounding 3D art pieces above.

Follow me on Instagram and Twitter @chrispytine for more real time updates! Instagram just deleted my photo that showed one of Tokyo's fetish club :(

They said i violated the terms and conditions of Instagram, no nudity! Haha.