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Monday, November 9, 2009

The Ears that Smile.


The weekend before my birthday, i started with a luxurious hair trim + treatment, then a body massage+ scrub and lugged 2 pairs of shoes, 6 new peices of clothing and 2 pairs of earrings. Twas are the biggest and grandest birthday presents i have got, from myself to myself. I hardly even noticed the boyfriend wasn't in town. Like how men puts soccer above women, women put shopping above men. Hehehe...

They're not even real diamonds, but man they cost a bomb! Oh well, a little bit of Me-Love.
I also made an impulsive purchase on air tickets to Vietnam! I am getting really excited about it. Seaside town, here i come!

My Favourites.

These pictures were done virtually with no digital imaging, no fancy lights, no hair stylist and no make-up artist (unless you consider the salesgirl at Ion). I applauded myself for being cheapo in walking into one of those make-up stores and pretended to enquire about their eyeshadows only to lament i don't know how to apply! The salesgirl then very helpfully taught me how to apply on myself. I got a free eye "make-over" (perfect since i have this shoot) and a lesson learnt in make-up. So it helps that i'm a cheap-skate, overlooking the fact i'm quite an idiot at make-up and computers!

 
 
 
Photographed by Dominic Khoo, www.whatisthesight.com

Friday, November 6, 2009

My Profession.

I am not a model, although many people insist/ guess/ suggest I am. As for the fancy pictures, I just like collecting them. It’s like a hobby- to immortalize my youth, to track my growing up. I have only allowed 2 close friends to photograph me, because I don’t believe in being free.


I have had done some commercial jobs here & there. It was a quick easy buck; the highest was a thousand a day. But I loathe going for castings. Especially when they’re at some ulu industrial area and if you asked how to get there via public transport, they give you the snub. I refuse to take taxis, unless absolutely necessary usually (by the way, I often wonder if a woman is giving birth soon, and the husband doesn’t drive. Will any taxi take her, in case her blood stains his seats?)

I never really pursued modeling, mainly because I never really wanted it that bad. I don’t need men to worship the ground I walk, but just my boyfriend to appreciate my beauty (in and out). I ponder over how everyone on the streets can call themselves a model. It’s like the quality (looks department) of the SIA girls- going downhill. To me, unless you’re paid thousands for a job, then you’re a model. Not getting $35 per hour for Club Snap wannabes to shoot you, or $30 for a road show. But, in Singapore…that’s how the market goes. For a model (real or not), $400-$500 for a half day TVC, $700-$800 for a full day. $150 for an editorial, $300 if you’re in bikini or on the cover. It’s not that much, compared to what the European models can. The market in this industry has gone down a lot. Some guy on FB asked me if I want to participate in a Bachelor’s Party on a boat. The boys just want a visual fest, and I get $200 per hour. That is even more than the commercial market rates I just mentioned above!
However, even doing the commercial shoots IS more than what an office lady get in a day. I calculated. In my first job after graduation, I effectively earn $6.70 per hour. How pathetic! Then in my second job, I effectively earn $16.75, I gave up calculating after that (can never beat the modeling rate).
Then we talk about the “friends” you make in this industry. You can hardly make real friends because girls are girls. But vain girls are worse. Not only are they fake, they tend to make use of people and the world revolves around just them. Shyanne is the only true friend whom I’ve made out of all these “model-ly” stuff (it was some pageant.) I really thought she ought to win the crown, but luck was on my side that day. We became friends only after I sold her some of my prizes. Hahaha! Then, she opened my eyes to cheap sexy lingerie (the ones that sell for $2 at a neighbourhood but $12 at Far East) and ankle boots (ok, I regretted this purchase though). She is selfless, and always there to listen. Bonus, she’s hot too.

So, that’s my only hot friend, from this “business” really. The others are acquaintances, girls whom I wouldn’t even really match-make with my male friends because I think they’re not worthy other than having the looks. But to give some credit, some ARE pretty AND nice. But like a butterfly, they flit around so I can’t get to know them enough. I do think there’re the rare breeds, but maybe I don’t know enough because I am not in the “business” enough. Thankfully, I have no qualms being alone, or without girlfriends. I don’t need someone to accompany me to do my manicures, facials, shopping or toilets. I have more male friends than female friends, and I enjoy their company just as much. Dicks are much more fun anyway (I do have a friend named Dick). There’s nothing to fight for (therefore no back-stabbing), there’s no need to peacock (different gender), and you get special treatment! (Because you are the girl)

Another reason why I never wanted this “business” so badly was also because I wanted to stay true. I wanted to be myself. Looking at this picture, a high-end fashion photographer told me my legs are FAT (the right word is toned I think), my arms are ALSO fat (the right word is also toned I think). And I am too tanned.

I love to eat, I love sports, and I love the sun and the sea. I am far from being Size 0. I remember nearing the finals; our coach gave us individual evaluations. Luke came to me, and said “I don’t see you wanting this very badly. The other girls are anxiously losing weight, and you? You don’t look any different from when you begin.” I was appalled. I was 47kg, then? Definitely the heaviest. I cannot not eat. After having lunch, I am thinking about dinner. After dinner, I think about what’s tomorrow’s lunch.
Which reminds me, I need to go think for tomorrow!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Being Asian.

I like tickling foreigners by enlightening them abit of my Chinese culture.

On Superstitions

If you're pregnant, use of glue will cause a difficult birth.

After leaving a wake, do not go straight home lest the ghost of the dead follows you.

Clipping toenails or fingernails at night is bad luck; the person will be visited by a ghost.

Tie a banana fibre to the bed post and a female ghost will come to commsumate with you at night.

( A friend's friend (again this story) tried this out, and it really did happen. He enjoyed it (akin a wet dream), only to find after that fateful night, he suffers errectile dysfunction. He visited a bomboh and gave offerings to the banana tree to appease the violated spirit.

Now, what if the banana you bought was imported from California or somewhere far? How would you know which tree the banana is from if you picked it from NTUC?

5. Never point at the moon or your ears might get chopped off.

Tried this, didn't happen.

6. Don't remove pubic hairs as it will take away the wealth of your man.

Believe it or not.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Do Something Today!


Let's take any Higher Power out, for argument's sake. We don't get to choose to be born in the slums, to be born in Singapore or to be porn as Paris Hilton.

I was reminded of that when i attended Social Icon, a conference where they bring like-minded people together. People who are social entrepeuners (a for-profit business with a social mission), people who belive in social service. It is encouraging, to see selfless people still exist, when often it is inculcated that Singaporeans are a selfish bunch.

 We were given goodie bags where paintings were individually drawn on each bag. I was eyeing this one the Uncle had across the room. It's the nicest i have seen (2 doves above a sunset) , mine had some large flowers painted on. People would say it's nice too, but i wasn't much of a flower fan.

The conference wanted to make a statement- that we didn't get to choose how we're born.
Therefore, they drew lots in the hall and segmented the rich, the poor and the middle class. This, affects LUNCH. The one thing Singaporeans all look forward to during courses and seminars and all other sort of events, and the one thing that we unknowingly take for granted.

People who got black tags were served a 10 course meal, complete with servers and silvery cutlery.

The middle class got buffet, like most of us Singaporeans.
Guess which class i fall into?

The lowest class. We were served soya bean milk (my favourite anyway) and porridge with PEANUTS! It's the watery kind somemore! And we had to sit on these tin cans and wooden crates. Here i was all dressed nicely in my shirt and a-line skirt, but i had to stoop low and sit on the crate for my lunch. Good thing i didn't get any splinters.

I looked greedy, going for 3 rounds of porridge (it was a puny bowl!) and 2 cups of soya milk.

But as the "poor" look over longingly at the "rich", sipping his soya milk, we realised we are fortunate enough to even be able to eat porridge! It was in fact, actually quite yummy despite being watery and plain.

So, if it takes alot of will power to step out of your comfort zone to do something about poverty. Or you don't have money to give to the poor. Here's what i searched out and joined.

Scribbly Friends! Basically, you write to children/ teenagers from poor countries around Asia to help them practice their English and to also be some sort of a friend via penmanship. You don't have to give any money, the only money you will spend are for your writing materials.

I like writing, and i love receiving snail mail. I still have some left over fancy papers + stickers from my school days, so i enrolled. I will be writing to pen pals like Jonathan Pineda, who is 15 years old and from the Philippines. Before being picked up by Tiwala (an association, i presume), he lived on the street collecting cans and other metals to sell. Ever the avid artist, Jonathan’s arresting drawings reflect his memories of living on the streets.

His name sounds handsome enough, who knows...he might fall in love with me over writing and one day become a successful artist and track me down in Singapore to propose!

That's besides the fact that i am almost a decade older, and besides the fact that i don't think you write to them directly with your personal mailing address (stalkers alert!).

Sign up, not because i did, but because you want to make a difference!

Asian Horror


You know, i always thought Asian horror flicks beat Hollywood ones hands down in the eerie factor. Is that why hundreds of people come out on October the 30th and none during the Hungry Ghost Festival?

Mimolette started their party on the eve, and i was there for a friend's farewell.


His last chance for Asian boobs.

Spock was the coolest guy there. And judging by my costume, i probably could pass off as some alien on board.

I was a puppy!! But no one could tell. Although many girls fawned over me, thinking i was adorable.

We actually crashed a house party, virtually knowing no one there.

Called our friends over, but decided to leave when the cops are here.

 The next night i was a pussy cat.

Adopted by Muthu who is engrossed in texting.





Geek of the night actually hooked up a TV that displays his face!

Butter kept everyone waiting outside. By the time we got into the club, the club was so empty and boring. Took awhile for the club to fill up. That's not a very good idea of making your club look "wanted" because the queue outside actually turns away alot more people who hopped oer to Zouk or somewhere else.

I was stoked about going out for Halloween, as i've always missed the previous years (since i turned legal) due to unforseen(hospitalisation)/forseen(exams) circumstances. This year, i finally get to go out. And i was disappointed. It wasn't really anything but a huge costume fest. I was in bed by midnight (how loser! Haha.) Clubbing is really not my thing.

One minute Here, the next minute Gone.



The night where i planned a night of mayhem, i got this text message.
It was a shock, i was speechless. My mind scrambled to recall the date. Wondering if it's April's Fool. The 2 most frightening words from the dictionary put together. Even worse than Death or Dead. It was a choice made.

I remember i heard his voice first. I was in my room, being anti-social and i heard this charming DJ-like deep voice with an alluring accent in my living room. Subsequently, i met the face. He wasn't as gorgeous as his voice, but nonetheless he has many suitors. Girls giving themselves up for him, because he was funny, intelligent and some say sauve.

I liked him as a friend, because he was honestly funny. I take pride in that he seeked me for advice on girls. We even spoke and joked on MSN a week before 23 Oct. I feel sorry for his parents, as he was the only son. I heard he has bipolar disorder (and suddenly, i sympathise with Ris Low), a condition none of us knew about nor could tell. He seemed so confident, so dandy and fine.

He walked around at a tourist spot before his final moments, left his wallet by the side, stepped off the ledge onto the tracks.

His friends took over his Facebook Wall. Leaving loving messages to the late. My tears rolled as i read.

If only we all have expressed our love sooner.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Helen's Day Out.


It was a hot hot hot Sunday afternoon. We took Helen (the boat) out to cool off.



The host BBQs on sea, serving delectable salads, chunky juicy steaks and

lobster wannabes! (prawns were massive)


I'm definite the sea breeze sprinkled some sea salt on, making it even tastier.

We reached our destination, only to find it discovered by some others too! People were speeding around in their jetskis, children jumping off the planks.



Feeling a little sea sick already, i had to get out of the boat. The boys swam across to discover the island, i stayed behind watching a beautiful scene play out.

This was it, a picture perfect family.
It's kinda amusing seeing how adults turn into silly things, cooing and aahing, pretending to be amused by every single thing the little prince does. His 2 Philipino companions does that 24/7. Kudos.

My baby cousin is sickenly cute!

As we sail back to shore, the sun beautifully sets.



Polo Ralph Lauren berms, Burberry tee, Oosh Kosh napkin, Dior sunglasses.

My favourite boys.

Lesson from the Bird Park.


Definitely an Asian species. Haha!
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