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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Being Asian.

I like tickling foreigners by enlightening them abit of my Chinese culture.

On Superstitions

If you're pregnant, use of glue will cause a difficult birth.

After leaving a wake, do not go straight home lest the ghost of the dead follows you.

Clipping toenails or fingernails at night is bad luck; the person will be visited by a ghost.

Tie a banana fibre to the bed post and a female ghost will come to commsumate with you at night.

( A friend's friend (again this story) tried this out, and it really did happen. He enjoyed it (akin a wet dream), only to find after that fateful night, he suffers errectile dysfunction. He visited a bomboh and gave offerings to the banana tree to appease the violated spirit.

Now, what if the banana you bought was imported from California or somewhere far? How would you know which tree the banana is from if you picked it from NTUC?

5. Never point at the moon or your ears might get chopped off.

Tried this, didn't happen.

6. Don't remove pubic hairs as it will take away the wealth of your man.

Believe it or not.

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