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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Megan's Visit.

Someone already dug the hole for us to pose in.


Dead bear.
A tourist must of course, take a picture with our icon.


Megan was only acting. She's really cool with it, but me? I loathe snakes. Maybe because i'm a good Christain? hahahaha..since the Bible says women and snakes are loggerheads. I didn't used to fear snakes that much. So maybe as i become closer to Him, i dislike snakes more? hahahaa. Some warped theory.



Papaya Babies.
A deer (the waiter) caught in the headlight of an oncoming car (another waiter taking our photo).




This was totally stupid. Why were we even smiling inside the basket?

Friday, February 8, 2008

Colours of my Life

I haven't been blogging...because well,i'm back! Which defeats the original plan of keeping a blog: being away from home. Well, also i have started work...i DO NOT want to be near a computer when i get home (too much radiation! i might turn into a 3 legged deformed freak.) And of course, i do not blog at work (how can you even think that!) LOL.

Guess what we had as part of our yu sheng? Pre Cum Strip. I think it meant pre-cut/prepared cucumber strips. But...lost in translation. LOL!

That, is a real seashell at one of my favourite uncle's home. His new apartment is uber cool. His own private lift into his living room, in the heart of Orchard. Floor to ceiling mirrors...fabulous taste. He lives the lifestyle i can only dream of!

He has various miscellaneous antiques displayed around. Some Chinese emperor's xie zhen ji, and some ancient kite.

Oh, shyanne..i suppose you can see my curls there.


The latest addition to the Ng family. He is uber cute, maybe its the USA influence where he spent his early years at. I was bored, so i took out my camera and urged Lithos to take pictures. His dad, my uncle, asked me warily, if i really wanted him to do that.

The child prodigy took this flower. Or maybe my camera is just good.

He directed me to pose. Ok, maybe i volunteered some.

He went into photography mode.

Oops, he's too short.
Did i mention he likes pretty girls and want to be a superstar? Haha. Correction, he likes thin AND pretty girls. He is so cute when he talks, my brother has a video somewhere.

Finally, there is reason to pull out those dresses from Australia.

There is no celebration without bubbles and sparkles.



He actually took this! His dad, my uncle still insisted on pure luck. Haha! It's as if you're living with a superhero but don't know his abilities.


If i were a kid TV show character, what will i be called? Durian Jie Jie, perhaps?


Why are all sparklers now whistling? Rhema in the background was the first brave boy to get his lighted, and as it whistled away, he got such a shock, his expression was this:

He literally jumped when the first shrill sound rang. It was hilarious for the adults to watch though. Lithos initially was still holding two sticks, waiting to be lighted. After seeing what Rhemma went through, he threw one away.


When he takes pictures for you, he will prepare you by saying "cheeese".

He bobs his head away while listening to Ivan's ipod. His favourite genre? Rock and pop. He hates the kiddie songs his teacher and classmates sing in nursery.

Obviously, boys are better in making funny faces.

Running out of ideas to pose, he stuck his finger in.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

2008!

My first and possibly festive 'thing' in Perth. We took the train to the city to join in the festive mood. It was crowded, but still pleasant. Given the big amount of space in Australia, unlike Singapore.

My balloon maker. Wrong choice to have worn the long sleeve top. It was so hot! I've underestimated summer. I thought the night would be cold. But the top rocks, it has this two little holes at the wrist. For a moment, i thought 'shit, kana cheated.' Then my friend told me they were for the thumbs! You know, when you're cold, you wanna cover your hands....i knew that!

One thing, they reuse christmas deco. unlike singapore, new thing ever year. hahahaa..not so environmentally friendly hor. Or maybe Singapore richer. Haha


We were amazed at the number of police men were on patrol. So quite good what, we underestimated the security in Australia.



Saturday, December 29, 2007

Jessica's FAT ass

Just for fun, to better illustrate how tabloids work with their 'Jennifer's fat' or 'Tara's fat' headlines. Here're my ugly pictures, courtesy of my friend's random snapping.
I got a double chin lah!

This is another very tabloid-y picture. I even have the typical tabloid-y picture of the back view with a wedgie one lah, courtesy of a very bored friend who didn't want to go into the waters.

This is the 'oey, what you taking' look.

Then the 'nice' shot.

So morale of story is...either pictures are deceiving, the nice pictures of me are just flattering angles. I do not look like this at all. (but i do absolutely no edits on any pictures found on this blog, too lazy and not so bo liao)

OR the paparazzi job is simply to snap ugly pictures of you on purpose to sell their tabloids (i.e. taking angle up, concentrate on your ass because you're wearing stripes which naturally widens your rear by illusion).

So i suppose, that defeats seeing is believing? It should be touching is believing. HAH.

Cam Whore

Yay, new bikini. I now know why ugly celebrity photos can be captured. You know things like "Jessica's fat ass" etc. headlines. Because as Audrey randomly snaps away, there were ALOT of ugly pictures of me captured. Not saying that i'm perfect but its just like how you know Jessica Alba is not fat.

Totally girl's day out.


See that big wave creeping up on us?


The other two was studying for their exam coming up. While i was reading 8 Days which Audrey just brought back. Ha ha, nostalgia.



Curls suit moi?
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