Monday, May 31, 2010

Hot Date in the Forest.

                       Sometimes we don't meet for a year, but when we do, it's one date after another.
We staked outside Heeren for Man Hunt 2010. 
No more a boy, not yet a man.
They were in itsy bitsy shorts that drew a lot of male onlookers. Don't ask me why, but if only that photo i took of the crowd was clear, i'd upload it. 80% of them were males, with 20% of them armed with huge ass cameras. I don't think it meant anything though *cough*, i think they were just passer-bys. Except this one short bespectacled man in his thirties who was grinning away to himself when the contestants paraded topless.
The next night she again introduces me to something naughty.
The very potent appletini at Mortons.
Then we did something that was a first for us. A double date in the forest. Singapore is growing with expats, i love reading blogs written by them because i get a perspective that i don't otherwise see! They even have some ingenius ideas for things to do in Singapore that i never thought of! This date idea, was inspired from Singapore Tourism Board's website. So we trooped down to Bedok Reservoir.
What was unnerving yet exhilarating at the same time was that there will be no instructor on board with you throughout the entire course. Imagine if you strap on wrongly, miss your footing or strap on loosely...
its THE.END
So we paid extra attention during the group briefing before setting off. That lasted for 5 minutes, before we started monkeying around like naughty students. Each "group" holds abot 20 "climbers", but quite frankly, you complete the course at your own pace, that so long as there's more than one in your personal group, you really feel exclusive on the course.
Initially, i thought it was one massive course across the entire reservoir, literally on tree tops. So we were alittle disappointed when we arrived only to see ladders sparsely located around the vacinity. Boy, do you not underestimate this layout!

There are in total 4 sites of challenge. Each site has a series of high ropes. They're not joined to form one big thing per say. You enter each site by climbing onto the highest point, get across and then exit via a flying fox. You land, then its onto site 2 and so on.
Go WITHOUT a trace of make-up, because you'll be perspiring ALOT. I'd say it's for resonably fit people, then again there're children, mums and a 60 year old grandpa doing it. It's fun, challenging and such a good workout that i strongly encourage anyone sporting to spend an afternoon there. It's $36 for the entire course (take as long to complete it but it usually takes about 2 hours).
Here's what you conquer. First, you climb up a ladder that takes you as high as a medium sized tree.
The flimsy ladder can overturn, and you'll hang in an awkard position. Just stick your body close to the ladder, shift your weight and flip yourself back with a little effort.
I know this looks scary, but trust me, this IS the simplest!
See, she can even pose even balancing on precarious tight ropes! I too, can even be camera woman while strapped on.
This was the most challenging yet most fun! Do note that there is no turning back once you've embarked on the obstacle. No one can help you turn around or get down. Unless you want to climb down the tree literally, or wait for the fire department to come rescue you like how they save pussies stranded in trees.
You don't want to be a pussy.
So you complete obstacles like these...
The most exhilarating activity, other than the zipline was jumping ACROSS FREE FALL onto this
spider web.
It takes alot of nerves, i assure you. Even to go down the zipline, you'll check your hook, your straps a gazillionth time. I don't want to fall to death.
I'm proud to say we all completed the obstacle course, no one was a wuss. It's such a great activity to do for young and old. Even better was, even those who are not participating will not be excluded. Parents who signed up their children, can still stay close, cheering down from below, taking photos as they come zipping down.
She couldn't stop thanking me for inviting her into the bush this afternoon, but really it was she who made it all worthwhile.

Laugh Monday Blues Away

I know i've missed a couple of Mondays, but it really ain't that easy narrowing down really funny ones as I usually chance upon them. I only want to put quality laugh-out-loud material, thus pardon me for the lack of it. Today's post i'd say it's quite a feeble attempt at laughing out loud, but still...let's laugh at someone else's expense :P
Petticoats have been invented as an undergarment for ladies. They're usually in not-so-flattering colours like 肉色 (beige) that is often associated with granny panties. Thus Singaporean girls don't use them as much, and would rather wear g-strings under white skirts, flashing their butt cheeks.

Vanessa Williams, the famous tennis player, however re-defines the use of petticoats.
I guess her's is really 肉色 (skin colour).

Friday, May 28, 2010

Perspectives.

I was staring at this, deciding if it looks obscene or not.
Got my answer when i flipped it over. Be imaginative :P

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My Alter Ego

                             
I'm not a clubbing fan, but when there's a themed event...i'm coaxed to go. Attica at Clarke Quay is infamous for its erm, "target audience". Judgement aside, it does throw some wicked parties. Because well, their "target audience" are the unreserved, wild, fun crowd.
It was their 6th anniversary (Sluttica's been around so long!) and this time we're encouraged to come dressed as our alter egos.
Please please please say you know what i am. I found out that the Asians got me spot-on but the Ang Mohs are abit clueless. They do know of the Street Fighters, but they don't know the individual characters. So much for the yellow fevered patrons in Attica. You'd think they'll be fantasizing about Chun Li when far away fiddling their joy sticks in America. Or maybe i was a poor impersonation. After all, the REAL Chun Li is supposed to look like this:
I picked Chun Li as my alter ego because i am passionately proud of my Asian roots, at the same time i really love martial arts. I really don't think Capcom made Chun Li out to be slutty, although her costume shows alot of thigh.. they're MUSCULAR thighs (her signature move is helicopter kick, no less). However, when you google, more often than not, the Chun Lis i get are such versions:
Oh wait, they're titled Chunli_Hentai. That explains why...Hentai is the porn version of animation (created by Japanese, no surprise). I can't quite understand how some men can get off with porn anima.
So back to the party. Well, surprisingly most girls are not dressed outrageously slutty, despite Attica being known for such. So you see, we really shouldn't have prejudices in life.
Bumble Bee was impressive, but Predator was AWESOME!
I wonder if they smile underneath those masks when taking pictures. Most of them unmasked are really bespectacled geeks! So like i said before, to attract babes get a
a) dog (puppy extra points)
b) costume
c) a cute baby (but make sure it's not yours)
& i love events that ain't just a clubbing thing. Kumar opened the event with a 15 min gig. I adore his jokes and antics. I once heard him at 3 Monkeys in Orchard Towers, he claims he is the government of the prostitutes there, in charge of "internal affairs" (points at crotch). He resuses some jokes, but he makes an effort to customise events. I.E emphasizing on SPGS. I love his line about Cock-in-Asians (Caucasians).

I hear he costs 3.5K for a 15 min gig. *whistles* If i ever have a wedding dinner, i'll invite him as my entertainer. The uncles & aunties will faint, but it's MY wedding, i want to laugh till my make-up crack. I need to have a disclaimer on my invite then, "Any guests with a weak heart or heart conditions, please be advised you are attending at your own risk. If you decide not to attend, please give an ang bao anyway."
A kiddo Michael Jackson impersonator, he's pretty good. Then they also had strip tease dancers on the podiums, Attica realy knows how to throw a good party, true to its nature.
and i've learnt to put on zero make-up when clubbing. Because in the dark, no one can really see. Bonus, when you get home, you're in bed 15 minutes faster.

P.S This is a heart felt note to A.S who nominated me as Best Modelling Blog on Omy Awards. I tried emailing you, but it bounced back. I really didn't think my blog would be bookmarked, revisted over and over again by strangers. It really is encouraging and flattering. Well, i hate asking people to vote, the process is too troublesome (registering and all), but if i do win that Hong Kong trip, i'll let you know if Cecila Cheung's bush is representative of all Hong Kongers .

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tips on How to Dress For the Flat Chested

Boob shrine in Japan. People go there to pray for breast milk, to cure cancers. I bet the most popular request is enhancements! It's big boobs everywhere nowadays. Boobs define women, it IS how you differentiate from a man. Besides, breasts scream sex. Men and women alike hanker after bigger than A cup breasts.

But big don't mean perfect.
Woman with N cup size bed ridden for 6 months. Read here.
Here're reasons why small chested women should be proud, confident and happy with their size:
1) You don't look fat
2) Your boobs won't sag
                                           
3) You look classy 24/7 and not slutty 24/7
Just check out Kiera Knightley. I always thought she's small chested, but i found one photo of her with her mammaries enhanced.
Even with her small chest, men has voted her as the sexiest women in the world. She came in tops in 2006 FHM poll, beating Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson all whom have 2 cup size bigger.

4) You can fit into any clothes easily (especially smaller sizes)
5) You won't be oogled at 24/7 (less self conscious)
6) You have dainty nice bras instead of huge cups like this 
                                            
So long as your boobs aren't raisins or a airport runway, you ought to be satisfied with the way your body is.

Dressing well is all about refining the art of distraction and illusion. You get that right, and you have overall image balance. Lets admit it; breasts are a major focal point (men to the point of blindness), so if your lacking a bountiful bosom, read on.

One of the simplest is to have any detail around the bust area i.e. pockets, buttons, or patterns. Collars and wide lapels are good too as they draw the eye upwards towards the face, away from the empty space!



Tested and proven, tops with details on chest do give a cleavage. The above is purple tube with ruffled front. I have these all on sale on my pages Dress Like Me & Buy Em' New.

Flat chested woman can also wear double- breasted jackets and high necks (avoid if your chin has a twin) and look great, whereas on full busts these can look chunky and ruin your look.
 
On Sale
Often, small -breasted woman have great arms, so get those short sleeved tops and singlets on and draw attention to those great lithe limbs.
This is a double whammy. Detail around the neckline AND sleeveless with flattering racer-back cut. It's on sale at you-know-where :P

Also, if you haven't got the chest, then flaunt elsewhere! I always found the shoulders and back sexy.
On Sale.
One of my cardinal rules is to never flash too much. However, if one is flat chested, even if you wear something that is bare at the top and bare at the bottom, you will hardly look thrashy! Score!
$13 only.
This is a best kept secret. I feel that when you wear drapey dress/tops, it is very flattery on your bust.It hardly shows any cleavage yet it hints of one. The above peice is bare back, halter style.
Make something out of nothing.
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