" Glad i saw Jet Li in private."
" Instead of forgetting to zip his fly, he forgot to adjust."
" Guess what they say about short men is true."
I do regret not snapping a picture WITH him though. I was in queue for the buffet table and decided stuffing my face was more important. I really liked him and i'd put his movies on replay. Now that i've met him in person, the fantasy bubble has burst. Onto fresh blood, Donnie Yen.
