MILF

So far, i've only seen ONE hot mum in Singapore. Minus celebrities. Like REAL people. She looked something like this:

Yeah, i looked kinda preggers with that hand on my tummy. She was Malay and had 2 young children with her at my dentist. She probably wedded an Ang Moh because her children looked adorably mixed. She had ANOTHER bump (3 young children!), sported a short bob and wore a long tube fitted dress. I also noticed the mega rock on her finger. Which made me wonder, must you really be rich in order to be a MILF?

I guess it does make it easier. Just like how i feel the saying has changed to " There's no ugly girls, just lazy girls" to "There's no ugly girls, just poor girls". Money can help with one's looks. Although i must stress money isn't everything. Money can't buy you loyalty, money can't buy you commitment. Money can't buy you health. Money can't buy you inner satisfaction.

It's quite scary becoming a mother. The sacrifices a woman makes to bear a child. Her hips widen permanently (huge ass alert), her nose broadens (my friend says if you're having a boy, it happens! and it seems to be proven! i'm wondering if her nose goes back to normal after the boy is born. What if it doesn't?) I know 2 brothers. The elder one had a nice sharp nose, the second one had a big flat one. Like his mum. And i thought maybe his mum had a perfect nice one when she was carrying the elder one, that's why his was nice! But when she bore the second one, he would have inherited the fat flat one because that's what his mum developed when carrying the first child!

It's a wonderful circle of life. You from nowhere, meeting him from somewhere. Coming together, to create a brand new life. What a miracle!

A husband, who after his wife had given birth, couldn't shit for days. He filled the bath tub full of water and encouraged her to release herself in it. He cleaned the bath tub after. That was the greatest love story i ever heard.

Nonetheless, if i ever become one, I vow to be a MILF.